The possibly true story of the many possible ways of determining the height of a building using only a barometer.

A rift in the space-time continuum was created when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived.

Stick a buttered piece of bread on the back of a cat, then throw the cat out a window. The result may surprise you.

A story of interviews between these men and God, intended to determine if they should enter Heaven.

Squirrels are known to hate mankind. First they got the midgets, now they eat the physicists.

A HP 5071A Cesium Beam Primary Frequency Reference can in fact be used as a wrist watch. You have a choice of stainless steel or adjustable nylon band.

A poem by Stanislaw Lem

A scientific paper parody which includes "The Theory Formerly Known as Strings","The Stages of a Theory" and a dictionary of common phrases.

A fun site which outlines how you can tell if a new theory is really from a crackpot.

Poems from the contests sponsored by the American Physical Society.

New physics lyrics to classic tunes.

Songs, and links to sites with more of them.

Revised physics course descriptions.

Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory's Particle Data Group welcomes you to see its Quark Dance website which is a gateway to many exciting physics websites.

A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, the journal Science reported in its June issue. [Contains fictitious information.]